peanutbutterqueen:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Because sometimes its cold and you wanna keep your hands toasty but also u might wanna claw someone

Another bitch buying those nail gloves from Acid Betty’s sister

memes-r-memes:

yip-yip:

flower-lesbienne:

gunsandfireandshit:

casbean:

harryngtonewithyourshit:

beardedchrisevans:

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

Shout out to Harry Hill

meanplastic:

What the fuck is this ad omfgggg

frogbong:

happys-hall-of-horrible-things:

frogbong:

i took safari off private mode for the first time in months and these are the only tabs i had open

Who the hell are you?

you’re not ready to find that out

thats-so-kailyn:

mightymargaretofanjou:

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

80slesbiab:

kogaroshi:

me when i’m horny: mmm nut all over my face daddy ;p

me after i cum first and he tries to cum on my face: